Friday, November 5, 2010

I seriously can't run any fucking worse

No doubt about it, I know it sounds so stupid to think poker is rigged, but give me a fucking break.  I literally could not win a fucking hand today.  -6.5 buyins playing rock solid poker maybe 1 questionable spew spot.  seriously, wtf.  nobody wants to play when i get a hand, seriously, and then everyone floats every fucking cbet when I have air.  how is that even fucking possible????  If I was 95% on the flop, no doubt about it, they hit their 2 outer on the turn.  nut straight on the flop, of course someone hits nut flush on the the turn after potting it.  Should I just be jamming the fucking flop overbet 10x?  This is just retarded.  95% on the turn with the nuts, some guy calls an overbet and then we split the river since it brings 4 to a straight and he hits his fucking gutterball. I mean, WTF.  Just look at some of these fucking hands in one session it is fucking atrociously bad.

Of course this one was really the only one I kind of tilted off a buying but give me a fucking break, everyone fucking hits against me.

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HAND #1
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Full Tilt, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $9.04
BB: $35
UTG: $10.52
Hero (MP): $17.41
CO: $9
BTN: $11.85

Pre-Flop: Q Q dealt to Hero (MP)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $0.40, CO raises to $1.20, 3 folds, Hero raises to $17.41 and is All-In, CO calls $7.80 and is All-In

Flop: ($18.15) 4 T 4 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($18.15) 9 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($18.15) K (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $18.15 Pot ($1.21 Rake)
Hero showed Q Q and LOST (-$9 NET)
CO showed A A and WON $16.94 (+$7.94 NET)




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HAND #2
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Full Tilt, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $8
UTG: $9.55
MP: $17.98
CO: $12.17
Hero (BTN): $10.29
SB: $7.50

Pre-Flop: J Q dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG raises to $0.30, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.30, SB folds, BB calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.95) 3 8 J (3 Players)
BB checks, UTG bets $0.40, Hero calls $0.40, BB folds

Turn: ($1.75) J (2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

River: ($1.75) K (2 Players)
UTG bets $0.80, Hero raises to $2.60, UTG raises to $8.85 and is All-In, Hero calls $6.25

Results: $19.45 Pot ($1.29 Rake)
UTG showed A J and WON $18.16 (+$8.61 NET)
Hero mucked J Q and LOST (-$9.55 NET)




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HAND #3
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Full Tilt, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $22.65
Hero (MP): $10
CO: $13.83
BTN: $10
SB: $11.21
BB: $4.62

Pre-Flop: A Q dealt to Hero (MP)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $0.35, 2 folds, SB calls $0.30, BB folds

Flop: ($0.80) 6 8 Q (2 Players)
SB bets $0.30, Hero raises to $1.70, SB raises to $10.86 and is All-In, Hero calls $7.95 and is All-In

Turn: ($20.10) T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($20.10) 2 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $20.10 Pot ($1.34 Rake)
Hero showed A Q and LOST (-$10 NET)
SB showed 6 6 and WON $18.76 (+$8.81 NET)

Full Tilt, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $4.38
SB: $5.98
BB: $13.42
UTG: $6.05
Hero (MP): $13.11
CO: $15.66

Pre-Flop: K A dealt to Hero (MP)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $0.35, 2 folds, SB raises to $5.98 and is All-In, BB folds, Hero calls $5.63

Flop: ($12.06) 7 J T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($12.06) T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($12.06) 7 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $12.06 Pot ($0.80 Rake)
SB showed K T and WON $11.26 (+$5.33 NET)
Hero showed K A and LOST (-$5.98 NET)

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HAND #1
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Full Tilt, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

CO: $3.13
Hero (BTN): $18.24
SB: $4.19
BB: $8.33
UTG: $2.75
MP: $8.84

Pre-Flop: Q K dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG raises to $0.30, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.30, SB calls $0.25, BB folds

Flop: ($1) Q 2 7 (3 Players)
SB checks, UTG bets $0.30, Hero raises to $0.90, SB folds, UTG raises to $2.45 and is All-In, Hero calls $1.55

Turn: ($5.90) 9 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($5.90) 5 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $5.90 Pot ($0.39 Rake)
Hero showed Q K and LOST (-$2.75 NET)
UTG showed Q Q and WON $5.51 (+$2.76 NET)




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HAND #2
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Full Tilt, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

CO: $6.39
Hero (BTN): $10.50
SB: $4.17
BB: $10
UTG: $4
MP: $10

Pre-Flop: Q K dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, CO calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.40, 2 folds, CO calls $0.30

Flop: ($0.95) T K Q (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $0.95, CO calls $0.95

Turn: ($2.85) 9 (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero checks

River: ($2.85) 5 (2 Players)
CO bets $2.10, Hero calls $2.10

Results: $7.05 Pot ($0.47 Rake)
CO showed 3 A and WON $6.58 (+$3.13 NET)
Hero mucked Q K and LOST (-$3.45 NET)




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HAND #3
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Full Tilt, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP: $16.98
CO: $15.69
BTN: $1.43
SB: $4.50
Hero (BB): $10
UTG: $10.05

Pre-Flop: K Q dealt to Hero (BB)
4 folds, SB raises to $0.40, Hero calls $0.30

Flop: ($0.80) Q 5 8 (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.80, SB calls $0.80

Turn: ($2.40) J (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2, SB calls $2

River: ($6.40) 2 (2 Players)
SB bets $1.30 and is All-In, Hero calls $1.30

Results: $9 Pot ($0.60 Rake)
SB showed 9 A and WON $8.40 (+$3.95 NET)
Hero mucked K Q and LOST (-$4.40 NET)


There's a ton more where we split because a fucking dumas calls with a gutterball and hits on the river when I have the nuts, but seriously... like WTF. I am actually down money when I have 2 pair or better hands. I've made a whopping 2 bucks with AA the last 2 sessions. Seriously, this is fucking stupid.

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